On my last post I talked of a spam comment I received from Merle, a truck driver looking for love.
I thought I could string this out even further by finding the source of his original spam comment, maybe tracking back to a dating site.
A quick google search on Merle Dean Shamblin reveals many bloggers have had his spam emails, so after I got over my disappointment at being just another notch on Merle’s virtual bedpost I read further on what people had to say.
It seems despite Merle revealing he was gay (and versatile) he was also arrested on child porn charges of holding images on his computer of young girls.
I won’t put up a picture of Merle as it would put you off your breakfast (God really wasn’t kind to Merle)
Someone even went as far as to link his case to that of missing teenagers across America, and there was I teasing Merle that people may only assume he was a murderer due to his vocation.
Way to go to fulfill a stereotype Merle!
The lesson here is to never trust people in your Spam comments, and especially never trust a long haul truck driver. If anyone you know has aspirations to be one, just report them to the authorities straight away.