Music: Bob Log III, Boob Scotch
Hang up your phone to your copyright lawyer, I’m not plagiarizing a fellow blogger, this is all in honour of one. If you hadn’t guessed yet, this post is in the style of Guapola who celebrates his birthday today.
Please raise a glass of boob scotch (I’m having dick vodka, you can pick your own appendage and beverage combo to toast with) to our friend in blogging, El Guapo, Happy Birthday Mister.
What happened on the blogosphere this week:
Well, a lot of people wrote about Mr G on his birthday
What roused (not aroused) my attention this week was that Germany are planning to ban bestiality or zoophilia, whichever term you prefer to acknowledge man/animal love by.
There was me thinking it was already illegal everywhere, and it’s incredible to read that it was not only illegal at some point but made legal as recently as 1969, well, the summer of love was looming I guess.
I’ll leave you to debate the rights and wrongs of it and if the animal is consenting or not, the hot topic on most of our minds is really….
Poll: What do you get a man and his animal for their wedding present
It’s a pleasure to have met your acquaintance on here Guap, hope you have a fantastic birthday!
H.E. ELLIS
/ December 6, 2012Boob Scotch? I am humbled by your stellar choice of music. El Guapo should be pleased.
joehoover
/ December 6, 2012I saw him at the now defunct Metro club in London, one of a few venues shut down to build a train extension, a girl got up and did the boob scotch with him too, and I thought we English were reserved
Tori Nelson
/ December 6, 2012Happy Birthday Guapo! The boob scotch and goat husbands I’m not sure about yet.
joehoover
/ December 6, 2012Maybe the more boob scotches you drink the goats are a consequence
kayjai
/ December 6, 2012Awesome post! Boob scotch…hmmm….HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUAPMAN!!
joehoover
/ December 6, 2012I don’t like scotch, and haven’t had a boob since I was a long haired youth. We’re allowed to mix it up a bit
kayjai
/ December 6, 2012hahahaha…..good to know.
Le Clown
/ December 6, 2012Joe,
I used to have a trademarked comment, one that I retired a few months back, but for the occasion, I’m bringing out again. So here it goes:
Clever™, my friend. Clever™.
Le Clown
joehoover
/ December 7, 2012Thank you Clown. Truly an honour.
aFrankAngle
/ December 6, 2012Happy Birthday Guapo … and enjoy your Boob Scotch!
Doggy's Style
/ December 6, 2012First, happy birthday to Mr. Guapola
And second, how come I’ve never seen that gem of video, thanks!
joehoover
/ December 7, 2012Bob Log III has plenty of misogynist songs in his repatoire.
She's a Maineiac
/ December 6, 2012Happy happy birthday to you, Guapo!
Ruby
/ December 6, 2012Actually, bestiality covers female-animal interactions as well. Which if you think about it (not that you’d really want to), could make the laws even more tricky — one could argue that a man “interacting” with an animal means the animal can’t possibly give consent. But if it’s the animal humping a woman… can we assume they’re into it?
Why do I have these thoughts? I need more sleep. And a brain enema.
joehoover
/ December 7, 2012You’ve opened a huge can of worms there (except no one gets turned on by worms)
Red
/ December 6, 2012I have not heard Boob Scotch in sooooooooo long. ROFL @Ruby! Great post, Joe.
Happy birthday Guapo on the rocks
joehoover
/ December 7, 2012You have impeccable music taste
pouringmyartout
/ December 6, 2012I feel left out that I wasn’t following him until just now. Good post.
joehoover
/ December 7, 2012Good thing too, everyone will soon be connected to each other, sounds messy doesn’t it
pouringmyartout
/ December 7, 2012And fun.
Linda Vernon
/ December 6, 2012Haha Joe! I’m impressed with your Gaupoistically inspired blogging style! I love the idea of His and Her feedbags! I’m officially volunteering my embroidery skills!
joehoover
/ December 7, 2012That would make a lovely personal touch. Now I need to befriend some fans of zoophillia
GingerSnaap
/ December 6, 2012LOVE!!! (I am getting a little sleepy from all of this blog hopping today!!) Thanks for joining in!!
joehoover
/ December 7, 2012It was great fan, spent all morning off work reading everyones posts, I was off work anyway, but I like to make it sound like I took a day off for blogging business.
Madame Weebles
/ December 6, 2012I think this one might be my favorite of all the Guap birthday posts, Joe.
joehoover
/ December 7, 2012Thanks Madame!
I should tribute everyone in the same way
El Guapo
/ December 7, 2012My Other answer is You get them the bridle suite at the hotel, of course!
Thanks for this Joe, and for fulfilling my dream of being mentioned someplace in the same space as zoophilia!
joehoover
/ December 7, 2012A pleasure, hope you had a great day.
And great answer – I wouldn’t want to be in the room next door though
Pleased I helped achieve a dream, was that listed under bungee of your things to do this year