All Hail The Queen

After months of planning ,the Queen’s party to celebrate 60 years enduring piles from sitting on her throne is finally reaching us.

We get to rejoice with a 4 day weekend and toast her Majesty with copious amounts of booze.

As you know, The Queen and I are good friends, she only lives a few tube stops from me.   Here’s a photo of us when I went to Buckingham Palace for dinner.

I’ve already previously covered a lot of ground with Her Majesty, so in celebration (not because I’m being lazy of course), let’s recap those memorable events:

You’ll remember her day out to Fortnum and Mason.

And I already gave you some insider info on her actual 60th anniversary

What about her fitness regime?

And don’t forget we saw what she was up to in another 60 years.

Here’s a virtual bow to you ma’am.

PS: How many days off do we get when you pass away?

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  1. Roly

     /  May 30, 2012

    LOL MI7 is looking for you! RUN Forrest! :)

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    • me and Liz are tight. She’ll look out for me.

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      • Is there an MI7? I know about MI5 and MI6, but it never occurred to me to wonder about the other numbers. I can only assume that they’re not interesting enough to write novels about. MI1-4 must be focused on unpaid parking tickets and overdue library books, right?

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  2. Hahaha, tell her from me, she looks fierce in that cropped top :-) I love a good excuse for time off + drinks!

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  3. It is clear that after a couple of bottles of plonk that she starts to get those bedroom eyes. That picture I presume does little to convey the sexual tension at that royal dinner table.

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  4. Looking stunning as always Joe, but the queen seemed a little overdressed. Oh well, at least she was having a good time. I think you should get at least two weeks paid time off when she passes away. Maybe more since she is one of your drinking buddies.

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    • We were playing strip poker, she’s got that pokerface though, she never loses. I was down to my boxers by the end of it

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      • Where are the pictures on that one. ;) Maybe next time you should put something in her drink…loosen her up a little.

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        • They’ll appear in National Enquirer soon

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          • I anxiously await the issue. Hey Joe, you commented on my porn post about coming to America… Are you scared about merging blog and real life too? Do you think that it would be the same as it is on here?

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            • Sorry if I not replied, not been on computer since, only on.phone and WordPress app only gives me comments from my blog not if I write on others. My fear is meeting and having nothing to say. Its easy chatting in type, and also think am funnier this way, I reckon I am drier in person so a lot of people don’t get me as easily. Then again, a few drinks makes me talk a load of bullshit, therein lies the key to a blog meet

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  5. We’ve strung up the bunting and are having a street party for her! Gawd bless yer ma’am! She also has a head for hats.

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  6. With the lightinge in that pic, it’s obvious she’sthe yin to your yang, the Luke to your Han, the Bangers to your Mash.
    And a good time was had by all…

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  7. I always wonder what she carries in that purse. I think it’s condoms.

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  8. 6o years of celebrating piles. What a woman! And I’m with Ape, the sexual tension must have been unbearable for you both.

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  9. All hail the Queen, indeed… and I don’t mean the old lady in the funny hat! (Ha, see what I did there?)… Give that sweet, wrinkly old bum a pat from your American cousins… (hers, not yours)… and bloody well done, old bean, old chap, old son, old boy! Good show.

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    • I wish we spoke English like that still. I try, but to not be attacked we have to ‘street’ it up a bit. I think you’re the first to call me that, such is my lack of empathy with all things glittery, saying that I did watch eurovision last week. You’ve probably never seen it, the campest song contest, UK always does badly.

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      • eurovision… the 3D spectacular…
        I hope you didn’t take offense at my tasteless humor. You know I am crazy about you. But I do, for some odd reason, inside my head, translate all your typed words into a tough sounding sort of Cockney accent. A little Michael Caine… kinda thuggy.

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  10. Say Hey over here in CA when you get deported. I didn’t even know the queen has piles.

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  11. Nice Joe, love the captions

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  12. I know…I’m pathetic, but I just can’t sleep and I was trying to think of what blog I should stalk, and I thought of yours. Thanks for always letting me crash over here Joe. You are the best. I hope you are enjoying your long weekend.

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  13. Do you like this song?

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  14. Good job remembering to keep your elbows off the table.

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  15. You may think this is weird, but I think I might be addicted to you. Okay, for everyone else it’s two weeks, but if you don’t see me in five days, I’m probably dead or dying. I don’t think I could stay away any longer than that. I am also so glad that my strange behavior doesn’t seem to bother you much. ;)

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    • Do you need an intervention? Sounds perfectly fine behaviour to me

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      • Everyone loves you right? Do you want to hear something else? I have a blog crush on you. I know you’re gay and I’m married, but you are too cute and funny to resist. But, that is perfectly normal too right? ;)

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        • Hey Joe, you are never going to just get pissed off at me right? I am a little paranoid tonight. I think I need you…all my friends right now. I just can’t afford to lose you because I say too much.

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