SPAM ALERT

Sorry if the title sent you scrambling for the delete button.

Having read many blogs where they write about the spam comments they receive  I wondered why my commentators were always normal (well to a degree!) until I just noticed the link showing 34 spam comments that WordPress kindly files away.  Here’s the pick of the bunch:

 

Best Mutual Funds responded to Transvestite Wrestlemania

I have been browsing on-line greater than three hours these days, but I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours. It is pretty value sufficient for me.

Three hours a day and I was the best you could find?  Have you tried typing Sex or Porn into a search bar?   

I’m flattered I was value sufficient even though it makes me feel a bit unclean. 

 

E-bike responded to 7 Billion and counting:

Thanks for the info provided! I was researching for this write-up for a long time, but I was not able to see a dependable source.

Thank you for commenting on my article, be sure to follow all my tips to prevent babies, seriously, make sure you do not procreate.

 

Jewelry cleaner responded to Transvestite Wrestlemania:

Does your website have a contact page? I’m having trouble locating it but, I’d like to shoot you an email. I’ve got some creative ideas for your blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great website and I look forward to seeing it develop over time

I’m so glad you called to offer help with my blog, I really needed creative input as watching a transvestite headbutt someone was so  dull and lame, I mean who doesn’t see that every day right?   

I’ve some great ideas of my own about cleaning jewelry and been dying to get it off my chest so it must be fate you got in touch, we can swap our views and support each other.  

Please tell me how to write something interesting and I’ll be more than happy to share my tips for bringing the shine out of a tainted necklace (I have a secret ingredient in my cleaning material which I can’t divulge here – you won’t believe it when I tell you!)

 

Weathervanes wrote in response to Bathroom Reading Material at The Social:

When I initially commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get several emails with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove me from that service? Thank you!

Ahhh, the spammer becomes the spammee.   I happy help so much, great blog, buy Viagra.

 

Grayce Vanumburg responded to Get your freak on:

I have alot of fun doing Zumba for exercise.

You go girl!

 

 jpop star responded to Transvestite Wrestlemania (I see a pattern emerging here)

korean popstar

Hi Jpop star, I’m confused is J pop for Japan pop? As you also say you are a Korean popstar but then you included a link to Chinese popstar and your Facebook says you are the coolest guy in the Philipines.   You are aware these are all different countries right?    I suspect you are really the coolest guy in your mental institution.

 

E-bike (yes they’re back) responded to..what else but Transvestite Wrestlemania 

of course like your web-site however you need to test the spelling on quite a few of your posts.

You are giving me flashbacks of being at school by taking the proverbial red pen to my writing.   It works both ways you know, I’ll just tell my mum that you touched me in a bad place and have you suspended.

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14 Comments

  1. Fantastic! Can’t wait to check out what’s in my SPAM folder!

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  2. I hope they were genuine spam or I have really upset someones feelings

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  3. This got me to check my spam comments as well. Just a few, the first one is too long to copy here, but let’s just say that it had 16 links for “anal sex videos.” If that doesn’t say nostalgia, I don’t know what does. o_O And I didn’t have a Korean or Japanese popstar, only a “pinoy popstar.” But I had several of the other ones you posted about, so I think you’re safe on not having hurt anyone’s feelings. (I hope this comment doesn’t get sent to the spam. . .)

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  4. Very informative nice post :)

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  5. I’m to scared to check mine now…I would probably have a well deserved link to anal sex.

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  6. Dude, I have passed the 7 x 7 link award on to you and seven other wonderful bloggers. This one is a bit different. It gives you an opportunity to showcase some of your wonderful past post and honor other bloggers. I know the holidays take most of our time nowadays but I hope you will accept this award. Much love and happy holidays to you and your family.
    http://lifeisabowlofkibble.wordpress.com/2011/11/27/7-x-7-award/

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    • Thanks for the kind write up! I’ve always wondered about these awards as a kind of chain letter thing but after further review I can see this isn’t. Since I have changed my mind on this I better go back to the Queen and try and undo the damage I did when I rejected a knighthood. :-)

      I’ll have to have a good think about this, many people I follow have zillions of followers and many follow each others blogs but am discovering great new ones all the time, so seems a good chance to give some of those some headlines.

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  7. So funny! I’m gonna start checking my spam, I had no idea I was missing out on so much humor.

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  8. Inspiring quest there. What happened after? Take care!

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